"Palm Springs is really a spa situation: You come up here with your mom and your sister and some girlfriends for a little girl getaway. Get some sun, hang out. It's nice and relaxing. I haven't done it in a long time, but I need to."
"My friends and I take an annual trip to the Bahamas, and the smaller the bikini, the better. We wait for the young girls to strip down; they do it so fast! Us old cougars do the slow reveal."
"[Last year, my 30th birthday involved] kidnapping five of my girlfriends and taking them to a bed-and-breakfast where we did mud baths, learned how to make perfume, lazed by the pool, and drank way too much wine."